So I met this chick in college through a mutual friend, let’s call her Cray. Me, Cray, my (guy) friend, and her (girl) friend hung out one night. We hit it off immediately….we could feel a strong connection. We ended up seeing each other again because I accidentally held onto her keys after a night of drinking. We went on date number one after I returned her keys and had a really nice time. Conversation was great…we just clicked naturally. I went to pick her up from her dorm for date number two and, as soon as I arrived, she wanted to have sex. Under normal circumstances, this would’ve been fine, but she wanted all…
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Jealous Beyotch
So I’m at the club at my friend Mary’s day party talking with some of my girlfriends when Mary’s childhood friends Steve and John walked in. I’m a hugger so naturally I hugged Steve and John when they approached. Steve and I began to have the standard “how have you been? what have you been up to?” conversation and he mentioned that he and his wife were expecting a child [awwww how sweet!]. As we were chit chatting, John pulled out his camera and snapped a picture of me and Steve. In the middle of our conversation, Steve’s extremely pregnant wife (at least 8 months) waddled over to us with…
