So I reconnected with a woman I met previously at a non-profit event via social media [Thank God for Facebook…Well in this case, I believe Satan was involved with this woman]. We began talking on the phone and, since everything seemed fine, I invited her on a museum date. Now I’m all for jokes and I absolutely love to laugh, but I know better than to be loud and obnoxious in a museum. This woman, let’s call her The Spitter, was so loud and ignorant in the museum [think loud speaker announcements in grade school] making all types of inappropriate jokes and comments. Needless to say, I was happy when…
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Speed Date
So I met this guy online and we began to speak on the phone off and on for a couple of weeks. I had been out of town for work, so there wasn’t an immediate opportunity for us to connect face to face. Well, I was home this particular week and the guy called to ask what I was doing that evening. I let him know that I had a meeting when I got off and would be headed home afterwards. He said he wanted to see me and would be wrapping up with his client [he was a personal trainer] at around 7:30pm, which happened to be around the…
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The Set Up
So this guy that I knew from an online dating site hit me up a year later out of the blue. We dated for a bit previously, but I didn’t think he was a good fit because he had a Napoleon complex: he was mean to me at times and didn’t know how to talk to me. I stopped communicating with him at that time and told him that I didn’t think we were compatible. As I said before, he messaged me one year later on a social media site asking to reconnect. I told him it wasn’t a good idea and declined, but he just kept asking. He asked me out…
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Can’t Get Right
So once I cut a person off, it’s usually for good, but on this particular occasion, I gave some a second chance. This dude reneged on an invitation to a Lauryn Hill concert [read more HERE] and I didn’t appreciate that not one bit so much so that I completely cut dude off…Blocked him from calling and texting me altogether [Thanks iPhone] Anyway after almost one year of not talking to the guy, he called me on my phone from a different number [his job phone apparently]. I didn’t know who it was at first, but once he said his name, I laughed hysterically and hung up the phone. [Petty…
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Tony
So I met and became friends with this guy named Tony (not his real name). I found him attractive, but never had the courage to really make a move because I was shy and didn’t know if he was remotely attracted to me. We eventually lost touch…nothing personal…we just didn’t communicate as much. Fast forward a few months…. It was a normal afternoon and I was at home chilling [because I had nothing else better to do lol]. My phone rang and it was Tony!!!! I was brewing with excitement and simply couldn’t answer the phone quick enough. I made up my mind that I was going to stop being a…
