So I was on a first date with this guy at a restaurant that recently opened. I was excited to go to the restaurant because it was a chic, modern spot with a loungy vibe (if that made any sense) and they were big on featuring local artists (I’m an artist by the way). Anyway, things were going well (so I thought) until my date made a weird face. Me: Is everything ok? Him: Man what kind of place is this? It’s a whole bunch of cake boys (translation: homosexual men) in here? Me: Ummmm it’s a new restaurant and what dudes are you referring to anyway? Him: *points* Over…
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Bait & Switch
So I lost my job [layoff] and was without health insurance. Due to my layoff/unemployment status, my health insurance went from a little over $100 per month through my employer to over $500 per month and I simply couldn’t afford that. To my surprise and disappointment, I had fallen very ill such that I had to go to a specialist to get an MRI which cost close to $2,000 out of pocket [how the f*** am I gonna pay for this?]. I was REALLY upset about it and like any normal person, I expressed my concern on Facebook. [lol] Once I shared my grief about not having insurance [this was before…
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Do you REALLY need that Magnum?
So sparks are flying, endorphines are on overdrive, and he’s about to put it on you [so you think]. He whips it out and you’re like “ehhhh it’s aiiight…I can work with that…no big deal” UNTIL he pulls out a damn Magnum condom. *SMH* You then find yourself blinking profusely as if his member is going to miraculously grow to fit inside this extra large condom; however, reality sets in with a question burning inside that you dare not say out loud…..but every ounce of you wants to ask DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT MAGNUM? I mean seriously? Fellas, have you no shame? What is going through your mind…
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2 Dates & A Baby
So I met this chick in college through a mutual friend, let’s call her Cray. Me, Cray, my (guy) friend, and her (girl) friend hung out one night. We hit it off immediately….we could feel a strong connection. We ended up seeing each other again because I accidentally held onto her keys after a night of drinking. We went on date number one after I returned her keys and had a really nice time. Conversation was great…we just clicked naturally. I went to pick her up from her dorm for date number two and, as soon as I arrived, she wanted to have sex. Under normal circumstances, this would’ve been fine, but she wanted all…
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Long Distance, No Date
So I met a young lady named Tara in December 2015 at my college alma mater’s football bowl game. She was poised, beautiful, and seemed to be fun, but, most of all, she was a sports fan! I was elated. We had great conversation during and after the game. We disclosed that neither of us lived in the local vicinity of the game: she lives in Texas and I live in the Washington, DC metropolitan area. We, of course, exchanged numbers. From day one, we would talk everyday for extended times either via text and/or phone call and occasionally via Skype. I found out Tara is 5 years my…
