So I was getting to know a guy and we had been seeing each other off and on…more off than on due to changes in both of our work schedules. I had been working a later shift at my job and not getting home until around 10 o’clock at night or later on most evenings and he was on extensive travel with his job on top of working a part-time, evening job, which hindered us from seeing each other very often. Well, he called me as I was on my way home from work on a Tuesday night. He shared that he missed and wanted to see me and invited me to go with him to…
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Wipes
So my boo was on his way over for some much needed extracurricular activities [bom chika wah wah!] and it was EVERYTHING! He knows that I’m very anal (pause) when it comes to after sex cleanup. I’m usually the one to get up and grab the baby wipes for us, but on this particular night, he volunteered to do so [Awww my boo gets me! Love me some him.] We cleaned ourselves and off to sleep we went. I got up the next morning to get ready for work and went into the bathroom. As I wiped the sleep from my eye, I noticed my container of lemon fresh Lysol disinfecting wipes…
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Mr. Africa
So I was leaving a friend’s party and got a call from a guy that I had met previously online. Fortunately, he was literally 3 blocks away at a local bar, so I decided to meet up with him before heading home. I walked inside the bar and G** DAMN this dude was all kinds of delicious. He was 6’4, 1,000,000% muscle, nice juicy lips, caramel complexion, he dressed nicely AND he smelled good [I’M WEAK!]. We began to chat over a couple of drinks and he started to tell me about his background and how he was proud to be African so much so that he decided to play…
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Grow Up
So I’ve known this guy for quite a few years and we would link up sporadically for drinks and a fun time [Not sex, but an actual fun time outside of the bedroom. Hello! That actually happens you know.] This one time a while back we went out, got super drunk, and made out in his car….that was the first time I experienced the penis [dun dun dun]. The Plot Thickens, But Not His Penis When I felt it, it felt like a pencil, but I thought to myself “this can’t be real”, so I fondled him some more to make sure that was his penis…this dude didn’t even stop me…
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Free Lunch
So I was the receptionist for a company which meant that everyone had to bypass me to get into the building. There was this guy who worked there who reminded me of Marvin from Players Club and two months went by before he built up the nerve to actually part his lips to say hello. [I was the receptionist, so I spoke to everyone.] Marvin and I gradually had more conversations as time went on. One day as he was taking his lunch break, he asked me if i wanted him to bring me something back from this popular restaurant near the office. I gave him my number and told him to call me…
