So I was on a first date with this guy at a restaurant that recently opened. I was excited to go to the restaurant because it was a chic, modern spot with a loungy vibe (if that made any sense) and they were big on featuring local artists (I’m an artist by the way). Anyway, things were going well (so I thought) until my date made a weird face. Me: Is everything ok? Him: Man what kind of place is this? It’s a whole bunch of cake boys (translation: homosexual men) in here? Me: Ummmm it’s a new restaurant and what dudes are you referring to anyway? Him: *points* Over…
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Drive My Car?
So a lot of men claim that they want a “ride or die chick” and apparently I don’t quite know what that means because I’m in a bit of a quandary. Let me give you the back story… My boyfriend of 1.5 years has a lot of bad luck when it comes to cars or, in other words, he can’t get his sh** together…in my opinion. He’s great in a LOT of ways, but not with cars/driving. A couple of months ago, he let his insurance lapse. [Way to go man!] I wasn’t aware of this until he got pulled over by the police while we were leaving dinner because he did…
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Prom Night Pics!
We had a BALL at Prom Night on June 25th and hope you did too! Thanks again for your support and we look forward to seeing you at a future event!
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Stalker
So I used to be a manager for a large retailer and, at that time, I interviewed a woman, let’s call her Jen, because I needed more staff for the increasing workload. I casually mentioned that we lived in the same city during the interview to break the ice and then went over her credentials. She seemed qualified, so I hired her. Jen was a great asset to my team and I had grown to respect her for her dedication and determination during the 2 years that we worked together. Well, I decided to leave the company because it was no longer a good fit. I gave senior management my two weeks notice, but didn’t tell…
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Declined!
So I’m on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on and the conversation is going rather well. Great jokes, chemistry…the whole nine. I could picture us being a wonderful pair. [Insert daydreaming music] As dinner comes to a close, the server brings the bill and my date quickly hands over his credit card to pay the tab. We continue our delightful conversation when the server returns with a look of confusion and leans over to my date to tell him that his card was DECLINED. [HOLY SHAAAAAAAAAAT!] My date is absolutely stunned as he tries to understand how the money somehow disappeared from his account. He…
