So I met this guy in a popular nightlclub in DC and we dated for a few months. Things progressed pretty well and pretty quickly. Eventually, our dates became longer and longer until one night I decided to give him some. Things were getting hot and heavy…I asked him if he had any condoms and he said “no”. So I told him to get some. My neighborhood was a pretty popular neighborhood with plenty of convenience stores within seconds of my home, yet it took him 45 minutes. When he returned, he seemed pretty nervous, but I invited him to my bedroom to relax with a glass of wine. The…
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Prom Night…The Do-Over
Maybe you loved prom…maybe you hated it…maybe you didn’t go at all. It doesn’t matter!!!! (The Rock Voice) Lol The Thisdateisover.com team invites you to dust off that Chinese collared tux or that ruffled gown and join us for Prom Night…The Do-Over on Saturday, June 25th at 9pm in the Carriage Room at Laurel Race Track. Cash Bar Photo Booth DJ Soulecta Free Parking! SINGLES & COUPLES WELCOME! Mature professionals only (25+) Formal attire requested NO ATHLETIC WEAR Powered by Eventbrite Get your tickets EARLY! Prices start at $40 and will increase. Tickets are non-refundable Need a room? Check out these nearby accommodations: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotels-g41224-Laurel_Maryland-Hotels.html Check out our weekly blog posts…
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SMH
So I pulled up to work one morning and I parked a little farther away than normal because my usual parking space was gone [I worked in a residential area]. As I finished up my breakfast and did a last minute touchup to my makeup, I noticed a man walk by and get into his car next to where I was parked. I didn’t really pay him any attention because I was still primping for work. A couple of minutes later, I was startled by a knock on my window and, when I looked up, it was the guy that I had just seen. I kept thinking to myself “I sure hope he isn’t…
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Thank God For Facebook (TGFF)
So I met this guy who was a part of the night shift crew at my job….when I’m clocking out, he’s clocking in. He’d regularly come into the office a few minutes early and we’d have small talk. I learned that he was ex-military and a gym rat with multiple jobs. Anyway, this dude was FINE, tall, and delicious, but I couldn’t really tell if he was digging me beyond a professional level and I damn sure wasn’t going to pursue him. [I’m shy! Sue me. Lol] Well on this one particular evening, I was counting down to quitting time because I was STARVING since I left my lunch at home by mistake. As…
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Wipes
So my boo was on his way over for some much needed extracurricular activities [bom chika wah wah!] and it was EVERYTHING! He knows that I’m very anal (pause) when it comes to after sex cleanup. I’m usually the one to get up and grab the baby wipes for us, but on this particular night, he volunteered to do so [Awww my boo gets me! Love me some him.] We cleaned ourselves and off to sleep we went. I got up the next morning to get ready for work and went into the bathroom. As I wiped the sleep from my eye, I noticed my container of lemon fresh Lysol disinfecting wipes…
