So I met this guy in a popular nightlclub in DC and we dated for a few months. Things progressed pretty well and pretty quickly. Eventually, our dates became longer and longer until one night I decided to give him some. Things were getting hot and heavy…I asked him if he had any condoms and he said “no”. So I told him to get some. My neighborhood was a pretty popular neighborhood with plenty of convenience stores within seconds of my home, yet it took him 45 minutes. When he returned, he seemed pretty nervous, but I invited him to my bedroom to relax with a glass of wine. The…
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SMH
So I pulled up to work one morning and I parked a little farther away than normal because my usual parking space was gone [I worked in a residential area]. As I finished up my breakfast and did a last minute touchup to my makeup, I noticed a man walk by and get into his car next to where I was parked. I didn’t really pay him any attention because I was still primping for work. A couple of minutes later, I was startled by a knock on my window and, when I looked up, it was the guy that I had just seen. I kept thinking to myself “I sure hope he isn’t…
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Thank God For Facebook (TGFF)
So I met this guy who was a part of the night shift crew at my job….when I’m clocking out, he’s clocking in. He’d regularly come into the office a few minutes early and we’d have small talk. I learned that he was ex-military and a gym rat with multiple jobs. Anyway, this dude was FINE, tall, and delicious, but I couldn’t really tell if he was digging me beyond a professional level and I damn sure wasn’t going to pursue him. [I’m shy! Sue me. Lol] Well on this one particular evening, I was counting down to quitting time because I was STARVING since I left my lunch at home by mistake. As…
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Wipes
So my boo was on his way over for some much needed extracurricular activities [bom chika wah wah!] and it was EVERYTHING! He knows that I’m very anal (pause) when it comes to after sex cleanup. I’m usually the one to get up and grab the baby wipes for us, but on this particular night, he volunteered to do so [Awww my boo gets me! Love me some him.] We cleaned ourselves and off to sleep we went. I got up the next morning to get ready for work and went into the bathroom. As I wiped the sleep from my eye, I noticed my container of lemon fresh Lysol disinfecting wipes…
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Grow Up
So I’ve known this guy for quite a few years and we would link up sporadically for drinks and a fun time [Not sex, but an actual fun time outside of the bedroom. Hello! That actually happens you know.] This one time a while back we went out, got super drunk, and made out in his car….that was the first time I experienced the penis [dun dun dun]. The Plot Thickens, But Not His Penis When I felt it, it felt like a pencil, but I thought to myself “this can’t be real”, so I fondled him some more to make sure that was his penis…this dude didn’t even stop me…
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