So you meet someone and the two of you hit it off. After a few days, weeks, or however long of talking, he pops the question: “Will you go out with me?” You graciously accept his offer because after all you do like the guy and you prepare yourself for what you think will be an awesome time. Fast forward to the date Things are going well, conversation is great, you find out that you have a lot in common, and you’re looking forward to seeing each other again, but then it happens….The check comes and without batting an eye, he says to you, “Can we split it?” [Insert…
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Mr. Softy
So I went to happy hour with this guy that I had been dating for a couple of months. Because he was a self-proclaimed lightweight, he only had one drink [apparently, I’m some sort of lush because I had three lol] and we stuffed our faces with wings and fries [I’m very health conscious 0_0 lol]. We went back to my place to watch movies and as the night wore on, my buzz went away, but I was kinda in the mood for some extracurricular activities if you know what I mean. [Wink wink] LET THE FOREPLAY BEGIN! Things were getting hot and heavy, so I figured it would be…
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Repost: Courting The “Right Way” & Sh*t
So I connected with this girl last night at a bar. I wanted to take her out and stuff (court her the right way)….Picnics, movies and sh#!t. She tells me to call her, so I attempt 3-4 times the very next day until I get frustrated and text her saying “I guess you are giving me the hand”. She eventually responds via text saying that her phone was in her room (for 12-15 hours). But, now she is mad at me for assuming that she dissed me. I apologized to her simply saying I did not mean it all like that. I just didn’t know how to interpret her silence.…
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Hoe Hump
So one of my friends told me that his girlfriend wanted me to go out on a double date with her best friend. I had heard stories that this “best friend” was always causing drama when they were out together as well as this chick being a “hoe”. I agreed to take one for the team and go out with this chick, but only because my friend asked me. I am not into dating someone who is so open to sleeping around with just anyone very freely on a regular basis. I understand that people have their moments when they are sexually free, but you cannot be like this with…
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Repost: Tigole Bitties
So I met this guy through a friend of mine and I thought he was very cool. We exchanged numbers and continued to get to know each other. He invited me over for dinner one night and I was rather excited. Why? Because I absolutely LOVE a man in the kitchen. I put the finishing touches on my outfit and headed to his place for our dinner date. Once I arrived, the aroma of deliciousness permeated the air [my stomach was brewing with excitement] and it didn’t hurt that his home was very well decorated. Needless to say, I was impressed. Anyway, he invited me to have a seat in…
