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    Hide Yo Phone Hide Yo Keys

    So I had been dating this girl, let’s call her Donna, for a couple of months and I was really digging her. I was feeling her so much that I was thinking about cutting off everyone else I had been dating to be exclusive with her. On this one particular occasion, I wanted to introduce Donna to my friends as sort of the next step to see if they approved of her, so we all met up for a night of bowling. Everything was going great….we were all laughing and joking. I was really excited to see that she was getting along with my friends…I was HAPPY! The night was…

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    Jizzy Mouth

    So this guy slid in my DM’s to express his interest in getting to know me. I looked at his profile to size him up [i.e. make sure he wasn’t ugly, married, and didn’t have a bunch of kids] before responding. He passed the initial test, so I decided to give it a try. Anyway, we talked on the phone and he was really cool and easy to talk to. He was a smart, hard-working entrepreneur with a lot of great things going for himself. [Hey! This could be a match!] He invited me out to dinner the following week and I accepted. We met outside of the restaurant and…

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    Sh*t Happens

    So I had been seeing this guy for about a month. I liked him a lot and really enjoyed his company. Well this one particular night, we went on a date and it was great as per usual. I didn’t want the night to end, so I invited him inside as he was taking me home. [Get your mind out of the gutter! lol] We watched TV and got caught up in the moment with incessant laughter and great conversation. Time flew by and I didn’t want him to make the 30+ minute ride home because I knew he was tired and it was very late, so we went into my room to catch some…

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    Falling For the D​

    So I was bar hopping with my girls on a beautiful Friday night and one them had the bright idea to go to a hookah spot [I f*cking hate hookah, but whatever]. We arrived at the hookah spot and the vibe was super off because it was nothing but a bunch of young college kids. [I’m in my 30’s and this aint the move!] Anyway, I tried to get my mind right to endure hanging around the ‘youngins’ and ordered myself a stiff drink to calm my anxiety. As I placed the order, I felt a tap on my back and, when I turned around, it was as if time…

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