So this guy I hadn’t spoken to since the beginning of the year called me around Thanksgiving to catch up. I wasn’t too enthusiastic about his call because he had been unresponsive when I tried to reach him a few times previously, but I decided to hear him out. Apparently, he moved out of the area, 1000+ miles to be exact [I would have known that had he kept in touch], and he wanted to get together. I declined because I wasn’t going to make time to see someone who disappeared for damn near an entire year. As a consolation, I humored the guy by having a video chat and expressed my disappointment…
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Food Fight
So I was at a bar crawl with my boyfriend on a Saturday night and he invited some of his friends to tag along. As the night went on, my boyfriend seemed to have a chip on his shoulders by showboating and making snide remarks to me in front of his friends. [Ummmmm you need to chill out because I’m really not trying to tell you about yourself in front of your friends.] We wrapped things up at the last bar and decided to soak up the alcohol with a jumbo slice of pizza. Larry, one of the tag-alongs, offered to buy everyone pizza. He asked what slice I wanted and I said…
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Cash Me Outside?
So I have known this girl since undergrad (so about 15 years) and the timing was always off for us: either I was clueless and naive or she had a boyfriend when I came to my senses. Anyway, we reconnected and started spending time together going to happy hour, movies, dinner…the regular stuff. As time went on, our feelings grew stronger and we spent a lot more time together at her place and mine. [Cue porn music.] Things were going well, sex was GREAT [much better than expected], communication was consistent. I teleworked on Friday so that she could stay at my place and we had a GREAT weekend together. Monday…
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Dine and Dash
This chick must be out of her damn mind!
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SOLD OUT: Late Night Laser Tag
We've rented the place out after hours so that we can have some good ole fun! So get your tickets, bring a friend or four, and let's have some fun on Saturday, March 25th at 10:30pm at XP Laser Sport in Laurel, MD. Order tickets at tagme.eventbrite.com.