So I met this guy and he was FINE…tall…dark…handsome…dapper. We talked on the phone a few times and I learned that he was a motivational speaker who toured with the great Tony Robbins. I absolutely melted because I was just in awe of his profession….dedicating his time to uplift the lives of others. Anyway, we were trying to arrange our official first date but our schedules didn’t seem to mesh. He called me on a Friday evening and asked me out, but I was in the middle of working on an art project for a client that required a considerable amount of time for completion. So, he asked if he…
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Waste of Time
So my friend is at the mall and runs into this chick from back in the day. She asks about me. I tell my friend to give me her number so we can chat. I chat on the phone with her and she says ‘lets do lunch’. I oblige and start to make my way downtown. Almost there, I call and ask ‘where would you like to meet?’ She responds ‘I’m not driving right now so I need you to pick me up’. Against my better judgment, I comply. I approach her house and there is a Do Not Enter sign on the street. Just like with any One-Way street,…
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Bang Bang!
So I was briefly seeing this guy and damn he was fine. When I say this man was fine, I mean the boy was FINE! He was tall (about 6’4), dark, and had a smile full of pearly white teeth that could stop you in your tracks. [*Fanning Self*] Back to the regularly scheduled program… So, we’re back at the penthouse (my place) watching TV, exchanging a little kissy face, and I got up to fix us both a glass of wine to further set the mood. As I’m in the kitchen, I heard a series of explosions and thought to myself “someone’s bad @$$ kid is letting off some…
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You Don’t Live There
So I went to dinner with a guy and it was time to bring the night to a close because we both had to go to work the next day. The dinner went well for the most part and we seemed to get along fine. As he’s driving me home, I informed him that he made a wrong turn and was going in the opposite direction. Instead of turning around as I thought he would, he says to me “Nah, you don’t live there.” [Excuse me, but I think I know where I live] o_0 At this point, I’m thinking the dude is about to bash my head in and/or…
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Congratulations?
So in the church bulletin on Sunday, they announced that the Couples Ministry would be playing the movie “Courageous” on Thursday night. It was advertised as an inclusive event for “All couples, new couples, engaged couples, married couples, young and old” etc. So, I invited this guy I’ve only been out with 7-8 times to movie night at church. We arrived only to be greeted by the Married Couples Ministry who does a special prayer with us for our marriage. My neck turned red. Then we go to sit down and all the tables are decorated with “How to make your marriage better” material and people start coming over to welcome…
