So I’m on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on and the conversation is going rather well. Great jokes, chemistry…the whole nine.  I could picture us being a wonderful pair.  [Insert daydreaming music] As dinner comes to a close, the server brings the bill and my date quickly hands over his credit card to pay the tab. We continue our delightful conversation when the server returns with a look of confusion and leans over to my date to tell him that his card was DECLINED. [HOLY SHAAAAAAAAAAT!] My date is absolutely stunned as he tries to understand how the money somehow disappeared from his account. He…