So I met this guy who was a part of the night shift crew at my job….when I’m clocking out, he’s clocking in. He’d regularly come into the office a few minutes early and we’d have small talk. I learned that he was ex-military and a gym rat with multiple jobs. Anyway, this dude was FINE, tall, and delicious, but I couldn’t really tell if he was digging me beyond a professional level and I damn sure wasn’t going to pursue him. [I’m shy! Sue me. Lol] Well on this one particular evening, I was counting down to quitting time because I was STARVING since I left my lunch at home by mistake. As…
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The Klutz
So I’d been seeing this guy for a while and he asked me out on a dinner date. I liked him a whole hell of a lot so, of course, I accepted. We had a fabulous time at the restaurant…the food was great, service spectacular, and the ambiance was just perfect. We couldn’t help but get caught up in the moment by holding hands, feeding each other, and sharing a kiss or two. It was just great! [My heart still flutters] We decided to go to the liquor store before heading back to his place [I was staying the night] to continue the party over drinks and hookah. As we got…
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Weird Date
So I was on my way to a brunch date with a guy that I met a few days prior, but when I was headed to the restaurant, my car wouldn’t start. Of course, this was completely unexpected and I was upset because I didn’t want to cancel the date. I also didn’t want to inconvenience my date and have him drive to my home because it would have been out of the way. I called him to let him know that I was having car trouble and asked if he wanted to reschedule or if he could hold off for another hour because I was waiting for roadside assistance to…
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His Son’s Mom
So I met this guy at a friend’s party and we hit it off. He was a gawjus [gorgeous] chocolate man…nice body, dressed well, smelled good, and he was funny. [Lord knows I love me a funny man!] He asked me for my number and we kept in touch after the party. Since I had a habit of going on dates with limited pre-discussions [i.e. not enough pre-date screening], I wanted to take the time to converse with this guy to learn a little bit more about him before going out.
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Repost: Courting The “Right Way” & Sh*t
So I connected with this girl last night at a bar. I wanted to take her out and stuff (court her the right way)….Picnics, movies and sh#!t. She tells me to call her, so I attempt 3-4 times the very next day until I get frustrated and text her saying “I guess you are giving me the hand”. She eventually responds via text saying that her phone was in her room (for 12-15 hours). But, now she is mad at me for assuming that she dissed me. I apologized to her simply saying I did not mean it all like that. I just didn’t know how to interpret her silence.…