On the third date, I spent the night at his place. We kissed and he was pretty bad at it, but I didn't let that deter me. Before we did the obvious, I decided to reach down below to feel what he was working with
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What Dat Mouf Do?
So I decided to try out a dating app to test the waters. I’m a silly person to the core, so I made certain to include some banter about the importance of nice (well, decent) teeth in an effort to avoid matching with a yuckmouth [i.e. a person with really bad teeth]. I perused some profiles and came across this one guy who was very attractive; however, I couldn’t gauge how his teeth were going to look because his mouth was closed in all of his pictures [Red Flag], but I decided to put those fears aside, swiped right, and BOOM….it was a match! We chatted on the app…
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Tune In: Oct. 23rd Courtship vs Lazy Dating
Tune in on Oct. 23rd at 9:30pm ET! Live feed on rippedradionetwork.com. Talk back line: (301) 232-5700 How do you want to be courted? Do you find that people are becoming more lazy when it comes to today’s dating?
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Construction Bae
So I was sitting in traffic on my way to work due to the never-ending construction. As I sat at the light, I could see that one of the construction workers was a high school friend named Johnny. I honked, said a quick hello, and then the light changed, so I had to keep it moving. Johnny messaged me a few minutes later saying that I caught the eye of one of his coworkers and wanted to know if I was interested in meeting the guy. I asked him to send a picture of his coworker before I could give the green light and Johnny obliged. His coworker was kind…
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Thank God For Facebook! (TGFF)
So I met this guy who was a part of the night shift crew at my job….when I’m clocking out, he’s clocking in. He’d regularly come into the office a few minutes early and we’d have small talk. I learned that he was ex-military and a gym rat with multiple jobs. Anyway, this dude was FINE, tall, and delicious, but I couldn’t really tell if he was digging me beyond a professional level and I damn sure wasn’t going to pursue him. [I’m shy! Sue me. Lol] Well on this one particular evening, I was counting down to quitting time because I was STARVING since I left my lunch at home by mistake. As…
