So I met this guy through a friend of mine and I thought he was very cool. We exchanged numbers and continued to get to know each other. He invited me over for dinner one night and I was rather excited. Why? Because I absolutely LOVE a man in the kitchen. I put the finishing touches on my outfit and headed to his place for our dinner date. Once I arrived, the aroma of deliciousness permeated the air [my stomach was brewing with excitement] and it didn’t hurt that his home was very well decorated. Needless to say, I was impressed. Anyway, he invited me to have a seat in…
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Valentine’s Day Disaster
So I was on my way to Europe, but had a layover in New Jersey. On my layover flight from DC to Jersey, I was gonna tune everything out and plug in my headphones, but the guy next to me decided to strike up a conversation [mother f*****!] He was not at all my type from a physical standpoint (his head was MASSIVE and his shoes were all the way run over), but he was very cool and I’m always down to connect with new people. Anyway, we had the typical ‘where are you from, where are you going, what do you do’ conversation. He disclosed that he was a…
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Crotch Shots
So I met this guy on an online dating site and found him to be rather attractive. We seemed to hit it off and decided to exchange numbers to keep the conversation going offline. We spoke for a couple of weeks taking our time to get to know each other discussing what we were looking for in a relationship, our backgrounds, and etc. Since he wasn’t local, we were in the process of scheduling an official meet up for a Saturday afternoon. Well on this one particular evening, we were having the typical “how was your day, how was work, and etc.” conversation. I had to cut our chat short…
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Non-Date Disaster
So I had just broken up with my boyfriend of 3 years and I was totally down in the dumps…an emotional wreck actually. I got a message on FB from a guy that I met a few years prior asking how I was doing and I let him know that things weren’t going too well due to my recent breakup. He tried to comfort me by saying the usual “Oh I’m so sorry to hear that” and “You can do better”. Our online chat ended with him asking me out in an effort to cheer me up and take my mind off of everything, but I declined his offer. He…
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You Forgot What?
So I’m having lunch alone outside of a cafe at an upscale mall when this tall chocolate man in a pinstripe suit walks by. (Anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE a clean-cut man, especially one in a pinstripe suit.) I totally melted because he was FINEand hoped that he noticed me because I was too shy to approach him. Anyway, our eyes met….I smiled…he smiled, but he continued on to wherever he was going. HOWEVER, he came back and asked for my number (SCORE!!!!). I was gushing and couldn’t wait for his call.Fast forward two days later…he calls (yay!) and we’re having great conversation until he places me on…
